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health care system - 

would like to have a nonzero amount of therapy please

system: great, how are you feeling

*does survey*

system: says here you are feeling.. "very bad". here is the number for 911, in case you need it. stay on the line to schedule appointments.

*does appointments*

*gets a slight medication change and a dumbass webinar*

*still hasn't been able to talk about actual problems in therapy*

minting an nft (using mint to make a nice fragrant tea)

The CDC says you can now dereference pointers as long as they don't *look* null

don't call a software developer's views "controversial" when you really mean "quaintly fascist"

tfw Mozilla goes in on crypto nonsense, and the original creators of the Firefox browser call them out on their bullshit.

ever think about how gamma radiation is literally just an extremely fucked up colour that kills you

I tried making this meme on my phone but quickly hit my physical limit

"The trans Pride flag has been planted on the peak of Antarctica’s highest mountain, Vinson Massif, by trans climber Erin Parisi.

Dedicating her achievement to 'the resilience of the trans community' that 'took me in when I had no hope', Parisi said trans people 'showed me that it’s better to be visible and free, than live in self-imposed exile, and that stigma withers when we visibly embrace our truth'"

saw a big sign on Five Guys that said "AVERAGE PAY $16.20 / hr!!" and just thought

CEOs georg who is paid $16,200 / second is an outlier and shoudl not be counted

type of doomscrolling with continuous involuntary "nope" output

Did You Know: Bluetooth is named after the 10th century Norwegian king Harald Bluetooth, who was also not able to reliably connect to audio devices wirelessly.

my favorite part of being trans is before you realize you are trans when you're like "god i wish i was trans. being trans would be so cool oh my god. sucks that that can't be me"

Year progress: ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 100.0%

2022 bingo card:
• Norwegian government declares war on YAML
• James Webb and Hubble collide somehow
•Someone makes an NFT-based file system as a joke but it somehow catches on anyways
• Jeff Bezos buys the moon
• Frogs.
• Alien life is discovered on some random minor planet nobody has ever heard of
• Covid-22
• Florida bans bicycles by accident but decides to enforce it anyways
• Elon Musk causes a global financial crash by posting Goatse on his Twitter

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