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i think all permission dialogs should have a "lie with fake data" button

health care system - 

would like to have a nonzero amount of therapy please

system: great, how are you feeling

*does survey*

system: says here you are feeling.. "very bad". here is the number for 911, in case you need it. stay on the line to schedule appointments.

*does appointments*

*gets a slight medication change and a dumbass webinar*

*still hasn't been able to talk about actual problems in therapy*

The CDC says you can now dereference pointers as long as they don't *look* null

don't call a software developer's views "controversial" when you really mean "quaintly fascist"

tfw Mozilla goes in on crypto nonsense, and the original creators of the Firefox browser call them out on their bullshit.

ever think about how gamma radiation is literally just an extremely fucked up colour that kills you

I tried making this meme on my phone but quickly hit my physical limit

"The trans Pride flag has been planted on the peak of Antarctica’s highest mountain, Vinson Massif, by trans climber Erin Parisi.

Dedicating her achievement to 'the resilience of the trans community' that 'took me in when I had no hope', Parisi said trans people 'showed me that it’s better to be visible and free, than live in self-imposed exile, and that stigma withers when we visibly embrace our truth'"

type of doomscrolling with continuous involuntary "nope" output

Did You Know: Bluetooth is named after the 10th century Norwegian king Harald Bluetooth, who was also not able to reliably connect to audio devices wirelessly.

my favorite part of being trans is before you realize you are trans when you're like "god i wish i was trans. being trans would be so cool oh my god. sucks that that can't be me"

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